Three Things German Taught Me About English

I had a teacher in school that said the main reason to study foreign language was to understand your own language better. It seems counter intuitive, but this does seem to be the best reason to study a language. In high school, we are unlikely to actually pick up a language. I took two terms of French, but unless you want me to name foods or count to a million I wouldn't be much help in Paris.

Even in college, fluency is often beyond our reach. Is there value in learning about a language without actually learning it? Absolutely. I have found that, after reading a little Chaucer, I understand English better with a little knowledge of German. German is a sister language to English. Modern English grew out of a collision between (primarily) Danish and French. (Danish being similar to German at the time. Less so now.)

[New post] Next Week

orenhammerquist posted: "Next week should be a little more lighthearted. Come find out why chickens:chicken coops as morals:ethicshttp://theclosetliberal.blogspot.com/2015/08/next-week_3.html" Respond to this post by replying above this line New post on Oren Hammerquist - Fiction Writer and Poet Next Week by orenhammerquist Next week should be a little more lighthearted. Come find out why chickens:chicken coops as morals:ethicshttp://theclosetliberal.blogspot.com/2015/08/next-week_3.html Read more of this post orenhammerquist | August 26, 2015 at 05:00 | Tags: chicken, chickens, find, lighthearted, week | Categories: Uncategorized | URL: http://wp.me/p2NrCU-aR Comment    See all comments Unsubscribe to no longer receive posts from Oren Hammerquist - Fiction Writer and Poet. Change your email settings at Manage Subscriptions. Trouble clicking? Copy and paste this URL into your browser: https://orenhammerquist.wordpress.com/2015/08/26/next-week/ Thanks for flying with WordPress.com

The Art of The Ridiculous

When did we forget how to have fun at the movies? Though I am a huge fan of Christian Bale, and the Dark Knight trilogy was good, my favorite batman will always be Michael Keeton. Followed closely by Adam West. The newest installment of Batman is deep, dark, and meaningful. All movies have this need now. Where is the fun in movies?

I spend a good deal of time analyzing documents from fiction to poetry to official documents for school, work, or because I simply can't turn the critical eye off. I cannot read a Facebook post without mentally editing the grammar. (I mean that: there seem to be none without at least one error.)  When I turn on the TV, it is to turn off, to have some fun. So I enjoy The Simpsons, though recently they have lost their edge. I like Big Bang Theory because it is smart humor, but fun to follow.

[New post] Making Good with Bad Movies

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Making Good with Bad Movies

Hail the B-Movie. I love ridiculous, over-worked b-movies. B-movies are about fun like super hero movies used to be about fun. However, they don't always work. You can't just write a bad movie and expect it to be good....
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[New post] Jesus Christ, Socialist?

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[New post] How Turning your Story Into a Screenplay Helps

orenhammerquist posted: "Screenplays are a visual medium. On the other hand, isn't all fiction. Authors would do well to work the unworkable story into a screenplay. Here's why:http://orenhammerquist.blogspot.com/2015/08/filmize-your-story-then-novelize-film.html" Respond to this post by replying above this line New post on Oren Hammerquist - Fiction Writer and Poet How Turning your Story Into a Screenplay Helps by orenhammerquist Screenplays are a visual medium. On the other hand, isn't all fiction. Authors would do well to work the unworkable story into a screenplay. Here's why:http://orenhammerquist.blogspot.com/2015/08/filmize-your-story-then-novelize-film.html Read more of this post orenhammerquist | August 17, 2015 at 04:00 | Tags: helps, screenplay, screenplays, story, turning | Categories: Uncategorized | URL: http://wp.me/p2NrCU-aL Comment    See all comments Unsubscribe to no longer receive posts from Oren Hammerquist - Fiction Writer and Poet. Change your email settings at Manage Subscriptions. Trouble clicking? Copy and paste this URL into your browser: https://orenhammerquist.wordpress.com/2015/08/17/how-turning-your-story-into-a-screenplay-helps/ Thanks for flying with WordPress.com

Filmize Your Story Then Novelize the Film

What is the biggest difference between a book and a movie? One might point out the obvious fact that one watches a movie and reads a book. One might also mention the fact that popcorn when reading a book tends to be cheaper than popcorn at a movie theater. The most important difference is in the profit margins. Movies make much, much more money than books.

The Avengers: Age of Ultron has passed one billion dollars. The Amazing Spiderman as well promises to break that mark. Not all movies, even those with huge special effects budgets, make money. John Carter, based on the Princess of Mars by  Edgar Rice Burroughs was a loss for Disney. (This is unfortunate as the third book in the Barsoom series is truly the best. We must be content to read The Gods of Mars, The Warlord of Mars, and Thuvia, Maid of Mars as well as the later books.)

Unlike movies, money made by authors is measured in success of all the author's works rather than success in a single piece as with movies. Even the seven books of J. K. Rowling's hugely successful Harry Potter series made only $361 million dollars.

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[New post] English as Math?

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English as Math, What Were they Thinking?

Think back to your most frightening memory from middle school. Was it getting bullied on the playground? Was it dissecting a frog? Was it being asked if two trains left stations X and Y travelling at speeds A and B on the same track, what time would they collide and kill all the passengers on board? Maybe your math teacher was sadistic and added in that the trains picked up three times the number of passengers that got off at the last station, etc. Now, you are left not only deciding when these people will die, but what the death toll is.

Whatever your answer, I'll bet if you went to school in the 80's, at least one of you said sentence diagrams. If you didn't, would you like to change your answer? Looking back we might ask ourselves why we did this. What did that teach us about our language?

Literature is Dying, Literary Theory is the Cure.

You don't hear much about it any more, but people used to wonder--say five years ago--whether technology was destroying our ability to think critically. More recently, we might ask whether the novel is dead. The best-selling genres today are the relatively shallow story plots of "romance novels" and young adult fiction. Henry James would go unread today, because one does not simply read Henry James. One must re-read Henry James before he can be understood, and read a third time before we know why he wrote this. Modern readers are apt to miss the fact that The Great Gatsby is a homosexual novel because they read it too literally. (Some critics note that though Gatsby is in love with Daisy, Nick's infatuation with Gatsby borders on homoeroticism.) Biographer, writer, and teacher Emily Toth noted that students often ask if Robert  Lebrun in The Awakening is homosexual (because Edna asks her husband if Robert was "gay" when they met), and are confused whether Robert and Edna or Alcee and Edna "did it" because the answers are hidden in euphemisms. Literal reading makes Twain into a racist, and has led to The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn's banning in schools (though it certainly isn't a book for children).